American Voices

Euro Crisis Hits Rock

December 9, 2011 | ISSUE 47•49

Some rock bands, including the Red Hot Chili Peppers and Metallica, have changed the dates of their tours to ensure payment in the event the euro collapses. What do you think?

  • Those guys have enough money. I’m sure traditional gifts like wooden shoes or cheese wheels would mean more to them anyhow.

    Kathleen Patterson
    Systems Analyst

  • God, I hope this doesn't mean they're going to be in the U.S. all summer.

    Marty Scipio
    Hook Tender

  • Well, it's good at least to hear that Metallica's still out there doing what they love most: ensuring they get their goddamn money.

    Rick Gonsales
    Unemployed

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