American Voices

Europe, The U.S., And Saddam

September 18, 2002 | ISSUE 38•34

A number of America's top European allies, including France and Germany, strongly oppose any potential U.S. military action against Iraq. What do you think?

  • What? The rest of the world disapproves of America's militarism? Jesus, man, don't they know they can get bombed for that?

    Christopher
    Massey
    Systems
    Analyst

  • Whatever will we do without the backing of the Spanish Armada?

    Lisa Hatcher
    Graduate
    Student

  • C'mon, one shot at ousting Saddam every 10 years is only fair.

    Bob Olsen
    Roofer

  • It's not like we're asking our European allies to pitch in; we just want them to stand idly by and watch.

    Michael
    Rossum
    Lawyer

  • Fuck Europe. I hate those sniffy little watered-down wimps. So what if they're absolutely right? Fuckin' horse-eaters.

    Rick Edgerton
    Cab Driver

  • It's good to see that after more than 50 years, America's shrewd piss-off-the-world strategy is finally starting to pay off.

    Michelle Glover
    Dietitian

Recent American Voices
The Onion

[x] Click to close

© Copyright 2012, Onion, Inc. All rights reserved.