American Voices

Evel Knievel Dead

December 4, 2007 | ISSUE 43•49

Legendary stuntman Evel Knievel died at home last week at the age of 69. What do you think?

  • His spirit will live on in every vacant lot, every row of 13 Pepsi delivery trucks, and every 20-foot-long box filled with rattlesnakes.

    Alan Thurber
    Taxi Driver

  • That's too bad. I was rooting for his oxygen to complete the leap over the blood-brain barrier.

    Cathy DuBrow
    Psychiatric Nurse

  • Thank God. Now I can finally let my kids watch TV again. Of course, they are in their 40s.

    Strom Gustavson
    Roofer

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