Excess Fat Diminishes Brainpower

A Northwestern University study found that for every point gained on a scale of obesity, older women lost mental skills. What do you think?

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  “I thought there was a correlation. It's amazing how many dumb fucks are also dumb, fat fucks." ”

  Victor Del Guidice –
  Crisis Counselor

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  “I don't know—my grandma's a little hefty, but you should hear her go through multiplication tables." ”

  Mary Beke –
  Bartender

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  “My wife is just as thin and as dumb as she was the day I met her."”

  George Malone –
  Building Superintendant