American Voices

Executing SARS Spreaders in China

May 21, 2003 | ISSUE 39•19

Last week, China threatened to execute individuals who knowingly spread the SARS virus. What do you think?

  • Finally, they've hit on a workable method of population control.

    Michael Newell
    Systems Analyst

  • We should let the World Health Organization do the executing. They never get to do the fun stuff.

    Colleen Matthews
    Teacher

  • People with SARS should not be ostracized. Many people with SARS live happy, productive lives for three days before their lungs fall into their underpants.

    Charles Barker
    File Clerk

  • We shouldn't be critical. It's an old Chinese custom to shoot people for no good reason.

    Sam Kennert
    Mechanic

  • I've always said the Chinese don't know how to handle a crisis. Have you ever seen their fire drills?

    Martin Reed
    Investment Banker

  • SARS has a 90 percent survival rate. That's a higher survival rate than the one for just living in China.

    Angie Pulliam
    Florist

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