NEW YORK—While waiting for an elevator en route to a lunch meeting at Central Park's Tavern on the Green restaurant Monday, Citibank CEO Chuck Prince said he became "spellbound" by the meal being consumed by an electrician working in the area. "First, he opened some sort of tiny, metal, barn-looking object, and then he took out and ate one of those sandwich things, you know, the kind with bologna and two slices of mushy white bread," said Prince, who was equally amazed that the electrician's snack-cake dessert wasn't set ablaze before consumption. "I had heard of this sort of meal before, but never actually seen it. My goodness, his thermos contained soup!" Prince added that he was even more stunned when he realized that the electrician must have prepared his meal at home.
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