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Study: Universe Actually Shrunk By About 19 Inches Last Year
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Meat Industry Introduces New Easy-Tear Perforated Beef
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No One In Ballet Audience Realizes How Bad Dancers Smell
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Heart-Shaped Jacuzzi Clogged Again
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Wal-Mart Bans Semi-Nude Pantyhose
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“I still don’t know about those final numbers. I did a count of my own, and I only got up to like 500 people.”
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