American Voices

Face Transplants

September 26, 2005 | ISSUE 41•38

The Cleveland Clinic has begun interviewing candidates for the world's first face transplant. What do you think?

  • Is this strictly for disfigurement victims, or can I turn my trophy wife into a hot Asian chick if I feel like it?

    Guy Clemmons
    Systems Analyst

  • Finally, I will have the face of my baboon heart's desire.

    Kim Kovacs
    Veterinary Assistant

  • Say goodbye to the old world, where you were limited to just one face on the boring old front of your head.

    Parker Knowleton
    Legal Aide

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