Face Transplants

The Cleveland Clinic has begun interviewing candidates for the world's first face transplant. What do you think?

  • “Is this strictly for disfigurement victims, or can I turn my trophy wife into a hot Asian chick if I feel like it?”

    Guy Clemmons –
    Systems Analyst

  • “Finally, I will have the face of my baboon heart's desire.”

    Kim Kovacs –
    Veterinary Assistant

  • “Say goodbye to the old world, where you were limited to just one face on the boring old front of your head.”

    Parker Knowleton –
    Legal Aide

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