Facebook To Launch IPO

American VoicesOpinionInternet ISSUE 48•05 Feb 1, 2012

Social networking site Facebook is expected to go public this week and will likely become the largest tech IPO in history. What do you think?

  • “They may want to hold off on that—a few of my friends are threatening to leave Facebook over some of its new features.”

    Frieda Luallen –
    Dissolver Operator

  • “Even when Facebook has tons of cash, I bet it'll still ask me to ‘like’ Papa John's goddamn pizza everyday.”

    Benson Cartwright –
    Systems Analyst

  • “Jesus. All this and I still can't find the Brandon White I knew in college, class of 2001. Brandon, if you're reading this, what's up?”

    Jake Myrig –
    Cement Loader

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