With obesity among children rising steadily, health experts say our school's physical education programs are woefully inadequate. What do you think?

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  Well, what do people expect? How are today's gym teachers supposed to motivate kids, now that homophobia, verbal harassment, and physical abuse are off limits?

  Eli McLemore
  Medical Secretary

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  The dubious benefits of a mandatory exercise program weighed against the undeniable fattening of America's kids? Sounds like it's time for an in-depth shirts vs. skins debate.

  Russell Sager
  Laser Technician

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  There are many reasons that a school should have an extensive Phys Ed program. For one thing, it's the best way to increase kids' interest in reading and math.

  Monty Wendt
  Systems Analyst

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  Oh good. It's our nation's schools that are to blame for my 200-pound son. Phew!

  Freida Stallworth
  Metallurgist

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  I don't want my kids missing out on all that gym class offers. That's why I give them cruel nicknames, make them shower together, and snap them with wet towels.

  Damien Shear
  Wellness Coordinator

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  You know, sex burns a lot of calories. Teens love sex. I can't see why no one has thought of this before.

  Pamela Gant
  Convention Planner