Fancy Words

CorrectionsOpinion May 27, 2009

Over the last few months, The Onion has received complaints about "fancy words" in the paper that our readership couldn't understand. We apologize and hereby pledge to remedy our lamentable sesquipedalian tendencies and revert to a narrow palette of monosyllabic, onomatopoeic signifiers.

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