In Saturday's Fashion Corner coverage of the Four Christmases premiere, the descriptions of Reese Witherspoon and Mary Steenburgen were accidentally switched. Ms. Steenburgen was the one who looked "resplendent in a red Vera Wang backless tea gown," while Ms. Witherspoon was "stunning in a red Anna Sui calf-length dress." The Onion regrets the error.
The Onion apologizes for its failure to meet the oh-so-high editorial standards of a genius such as yourself.
The headline of Tuesday's article about homegrown terrorism was not as alarmist as it could have been.
After defending Cindy for years, The Onion finally realized she’s no good. You were right.