2In Saturday's Fashion Corner coverage of the Four Christmases premiere, the descriptions of Reese Witherspoon and Mary Steenburgen were accidentally switched. Ms. Steenburgen was the one who looked "resplendent in a red Vera Wang backless tea gown," while Ms. Witherspoon was "stunning in a red Anna Sui calf-length dress." The Onion regrets the error.
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