Corrections Jan 7, 2009

In Saturday's Fashion Corner coverage of the Four Christmases premiere, the descriptions of Reese Witherspoon and Mary Steenburgen were accidentally switched. Ms. Steenburgen was the one who looked "resplendent in a red Vera Wang backless tea gown," while Ms. Witherspoon was "stunning in a red Anna Sui calf-length dress." The Onion regrets the error.

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