February 12, 2003
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Pizza Hut Introduces New Meat Sympathizer's Pizza
02.19.03 | ISSUE 39•06
Decision To Ask Out Girl Made Using 10-Sided Die
02.12.03 | ISSUE 39•05
Heroic Turtle Dials Most Of 911
02.05.03 | ISSUE 39•04
Jenna Elfman Mentally Prepares Answer To Inevitable Question About Her Outfit
03.04.01 | ISSUE 37•12
Non-Priest Arrested On Charges Of Child Molestation
01.05.05 | ISSUE 41•01
Pillsbury Doughboy's Image Sexed Up
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