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Wax-Museum Fire Results In Hundreds Of New Danny DeVito Statues
11.28.06 | ISSUE 42•48
Afghan Warlord Takes Anderson Cooper As 43rd Wife
11.22.06 | ISSUE 42•47
Cheney Orders Motorcade To Gun It Over Half-Open Drawbridge
11.15.06 | ISSUE 42•46
Last Living Tamagotchi Dies In Captivity
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Cockatiel Can't Take A Punch
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“I still don’t know about those final numbers. I did a count of my own, and I only got up to like 500 people.”
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