FBI Offering $10,000 For Help In Curbing Laser Strikes

American VoicesOpinion ISSUE 50•06 Feb 12, 2014

The FBI has announced a new rewards program offering $10,000 to anyone who can provide information leading to the arrest of individuals who point handheld lasers at aircraft, incidents known as “laser strikes” or “lasing.” What you think?

  • “No way. Do you have any idea what laser gangs do to snitches?”

    Lynn McGill –
    Wood Sander

  • “The Constitution clearly states that I can be as big a prick as I want.”

    Rob Deery –
    Systems Analyst

  • “I just point my finger at the pilot. They know.”

    Morgan Glickman –
    Stock Portfolio Analyst

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