FBI Probing Johansson Phone Hack

The FBI is investigating the source of nude photos that were allegedly hacked from actress Scarlett Johansson's phone. What do you think?

  • “This was obviously a bunch of slimy adult men. Zitty teenage boys would have gotten her bank account numbers.”

    Gwenn Sikking –
    Systems Analyst

  • “What about the NSA and CIA? We’re talking about the integrity of an actress’s phone, for Christ’s sake!”

    Andrew Eden –
    Wort Extractor

  • “In the old days, J. Edgar Hoover would have already known about her pictures and had a file going.”

    Miguel Quade –
    Plugger