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FBI Probing Johansson Phone Hack

September 16, 2011 | ISSUE 47•38

The FBI is investigating the source of nude photos that were allegedly hacked from actress Scarlett Johansson's phone. What do you think?

  • This was obviously a bunch of slimy adult men. Zitty teenage boys would have gotten her bank account numbers.

    Gwenn Sikking
    Systems Analyst

  • What about the NSA and CIA? We’re talking about the integrity of an actress’s phone, for Christ’s sake!

    Andrew Eden
    Wort Extractor

  • In the old days, J. Edgar Hoover would have already known about her pictures and had a file going.

    Miguel Quade
    Plugger

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