American Voices

FCC Media Deregulation

June 18, 2003 | ISSUE 39•23

The FCC has eased restrictions on same-city ownership of newspapers and TV stations, freeing media conglomerates to create local monopolies. What do you think?

  • Yeah? Well, if this is such a big problem, why aren't we hearing more about it on the news?

    Mitch Ahearn
    Auto Mechanic

  • I'd be greatly worried, were it not for Clear Channel's proven track record as a passionate and responsible guardian of the values of the Fourth Estate.

    Karen Syms
    Homemaker

  • Oh, crap. Now, both my local papers will carry Hagar The Horrible.

    Kris Eccles
    Cashier

  • Hold on–does Chomsky know about this? Because, man, oh, man, is he ever gonna hit the roof.

    Ken Pierce
    Systems Analyst

  • I'd be concerned about how this will affect the radio airwaves, but, fortunately, I'm a huge Pink fan.

    Mindy Roberts
    Physical Therapist

  • Shhh. TV's on.

    Richard Powers
    Investment Banker

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