FDA Approves Laser Comb

The HairMax Lasercomb, a comb that purportedly promotes hair growth, was recently approved by the Food and Drug Administration. What do you think?

  • “The company is called HairMax, so it's got to work. It doesn't make any sense that it'd be called HairMax if the comb didn't grow maximum hair.”

    Jerome Harrison –
    Telephone Installer

  • “My hair growth method still works better than anything out there. Every two weeks I get a blood transfusion from a Greek guy.”

    Kelly Tyler –
    Math Teacher

  • “Yet another problem solved by shooting people in the head with lasers.”

    Matt Jackson –
    IT Director

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