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God Names Rightful Owner Of West Bank
09.30.97 | ISSUE 32•09
Garth Brooks Thinking About How A Pie Would Be Good Right About Now
Up-And-Coming Local Band Signs Two-Cassette Deal
09.23.97 | ISSUE 32•08
Southerner Recognized For Driving-In-A-Circle
06.03.98 | ISSUE 33•21
Voice Of Patrick Stewart Lends Air Of Legitimacy
02.02.00 | ISSUE 36•03
Shotgun Blast To Abdomen Just Pisses Wilford Brimley Off More
06.02.04 | ISSUE 40•22
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