The U.S. Postal Service has emerged as the primary means of spreading anthrax, sparking fear among mail carriers and millions of Americans. What do you think?

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  "I've been terrified to open my mail lately. Especially the stuff from Verizon.

  Rich Pfloeg
  Carpenter

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  As owner of America's third-largest mail-order baking-soda distributorship, I am deeply concerned.

  Frank Dawson
  Business Owner

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  To think that just a short time ago, the biggest worry in opening your mail was that a package might contain a spring-propelled boxing glove that knocked you unconscious.

  Keith Howe
  Cashier

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  I was wondering why some moonsuit-wearin' motherfucker handed me a Lenscrafters flyer this morning.

  Dana Dunst
  Systems Analyst

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  We should write 'Return To Sender' on any anthrax-laced letters. That'd show 'em.

  Andrea Vincent
  Podiatrist

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  As a major New York media power player, I'd better see an envelope full of anthrax on my desk by noon tomorrow, or I'm gonna be seriously pissed.

  Thomas McEntyre
  Publisher