Federal Security Breaches
0Last week, it was reported that federal investigators carrying fake law-enforcement credentials were able to penetrate security at 21 government buildings, including the Pentagon, CIA, FBI, and Justice Department. What do you think about these alarming security breaches?
“As a terrorist, I say the public release of this report detailing specific security flaws in key federal buildings is a positive first step.”
Ahmed al Assan –
Terrorist“I was once able to infiltrate security at an exclusive Miami beach club by posing as a Federal Bikini Inspector.”
Mike Hoyle –
Landscaper“This report is just another excuse by Big Brother in Washington to curb our personal liberties and create a police state to, uh, to... whoa, man, I am so baked.”
Todd Cudahy –
Clerk“I bet I could be an FBI agent. No, wait–not 'be,' 'kill.'”
Carol Christiansen –
Homemaker“Federal security's not as bad as they say. I haven't gotten into the Lincoln Bedroom yet.”
Max Arledge –
Systems Analyst“The government hasn't been secure since Nancy Reagan took away its little blue blankie back in 1984.”
Denise Petry –
Psychologist
