Fergie Was Drunk During Sting

American Voices • World • ISSUE 46•22 • Jun 2, 2010

Sarah Ferguson, the Duchess of York, admitted she was broke and had been drinking when she accepted a cash down payment of $40,000 in an attempt to sell access to her former husband, Prince Andrew. What do you think?

“Is she still drunk? I have 40k and would like to have Andrew come to our barbecue-sauce trade fair." ”
Jocelyn Asquith –
Fingerprint Classifier
“If she's so hard up, why doesn't she just stagger over to York and start seizing farmland from the commoners?" ”
Brandon Pirroni –
Systems Analyst
“Which Fergie? And in both cases, forget it."”
Django Cox –
Chrome Buffer

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