Fergie Was Drunk During Sting

American VoicesWorld ISSUE 46•22 Jun 2, 2010

Sarah Ferguson, the Duchess of York, admitted she was broke and had been drinking when she accepted a cash down payment of $40,000 in an attempt to sell access to her former husband, Prince Andrew. What do you think?

  • “Is she still drunk? I have 40k and would like to have Andrew come to our barbecue-sauce trade fair." ”

    Jocelyn Asquith –
    Fingerprint Classifier

  • “If she's so hard up, why doesn't she just stagger over to York and start seizing farmland from the commoners?" ”

    Brandon Pirroni –
    Systems Analyst

  • “Which Fergie? And in both cases, forget it."”

    Django Cox –
    Chrome Buffer

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