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    Slideshow • Entertainment • ISSUE 45•19 • May 8, 2009
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    • Susan Sarandon Masturbated To For Old Time's Sake

      ATHENS, GA—David Unger's return to Sarandon-fueled penile stimulation is, in part, a result of his deep respect for the actress, one that transcends her beauty.
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    • Michel Gondry Entertained For Days By New Cardboard Box

      NEW YORK—Gondry greeted members of the press by placing the box over his head and declaring that he was a lonely building without a skyline to call home.
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    • Actress' Abortion Written Into TV Show

      CULVER CITY, CA—Producers considered shooting around the abortion and using lighting tricks and strategically placed plants to cover up her uterus.
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    • Tim Robbins Tired Of Being Typecast As Relatively Tall Characters

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    • Perfectly Marketed TV Show Somehow Fails

      NEW YORK—Executives found it "inconceivable" that a television program supported by 1.25 million promotional coffee-cup sleeves could perform so poorly.
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    • Jewish Anti-Deprecation League Protests New Woody Allen Movie

      NEW YORK–The Jewish Anti-Deprecation League picketed the New York premiere of Woody Allen's latest film, Waltzing With Schopenhauer, Monday, arguing that it "perpetuates misleading stereotypes of Jewish self-deprecation that do not reflect the modern Jewish-American experience."
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    • Suri Cruise Somehow Already 11

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    • Aaron Sorkin Announces New 'West Wing' Animated Series At SorCon

      SAN DIEGO—The new series will provide die-hard "Sorkies" with extended 40-minute walk-and-talks, faster dialogue, and a cast of over 70 main characters.
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    • Nation's Slicked-Back-Hair Men Rally Against Negative Hollywood Portrayal

      LOS ANGELES—Even though men with this hairstyle comprise just 3 percent of the US populace, activists argue, they make up 80 percent of TV villains and assholes.
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    • Soderbergh In The Park To Stage Production Of 'Ocean's Twelve'

      NEW YORK—Skeptics will be pleased traditional Soderberghian themes are present: anger, betrayal, and the travails of cool, wealthy people who plan crime capers.
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