Final Line

CorrectionsOpinion Jul 8, 2009

In last week's paper, The Onion accidentally omitted the final line of Gabe Blanchard's second-place entry in the 2009 Eighth-Grade Essay Contest. It should have read, "And with the smell of sulfur still hanging heavy in the air, we will toast the end of the Zionist conspiracy." The Onion regrets the error.

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