Four weeks of severe flooding have left untold thousands dead and 240,000 homeless in Mozambique, with still more rain expected. What do you think of this dire international situation?

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  First, we have to bail out the Africans because they don't have enough water. Now, it's because they have too much. Which is it, folks?

  Todd Pollack
  Lawyer

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  It's awful what's happening over there. We should start bombing as soon as possible.

  Mark Schor
  Telemarketer

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  Mozambique, Mozambique, Mozambique. All you ever hear about in the news is Mozambique.

  Brian Waller
  Systems Analyst

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  I just hope Paul Simon was airlifted to safety in time.

  Bobbie Alexander
  Dental Hygienist

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  It seems like wherever those Doctors Without Borders go, trouble crops up.

  Lynne Allen
  Homemaker

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  Oh, those brown people. What will they get themselves into next?

  Scott Groginsky
  Postal Worker