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Florida Crocs Make Nuclear Comeback

May 14, 2007 | ISSUE 43•20

American crocodiles are making a comeback in Florida, thanks in large part to the protected canals surrounding the Turkey Point nuclear power plant. What do you think?

  • The crocodiles serve an important function in the ecosystem by keeping nuclear-protester numbers manageable.

    Chris Campbell
    Systems Analyst

  • Is this one of those 'oh good, a revival of an endangered species' or 'oh no, our ecosystem will never recover' moments?

    Gillian Lefferts
    Beer Delivery Man

  • Hmm…crocodiles…nuclear power plants…Turkey Point…why am I still sitting here? South Florida, sir—and step on it!

    Darnel Jackson
    Animal Handler

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