Florida Crocs Make Nuclear Comeback

American crocodiles are making a comeback in Florida, thanks in large part to the protected canals surrounding the Turkey Point nuclear power plant. What do you think?

  • “The crocodiles serve an important function in the ecosystem by keeping nuclear-protester numbers manageable.”

    Chris Campbell –
    Systems Analyst

  • “Is this one of those 'oh good, a revival of an endangered species' or 'oh no, our ecosystem will never recover' moments?”

    Gillian Lefferts –
    Beer Delivery Man

  • “Hmm…crocodiles…nuclear power plants…Turkey Point…why am I still sitting here? South Florida, sir—and step on it!”

    Darnel Jackson –
    Animal Handler