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Florida Evicts Bridge-Dwelling Sex Offenders

February 14, 2008 | ISSUE 44•07

The state of Florida is dissuading sex offenders from continuing to live under a bridge, despite their claims that existing ordinances prevent them from living elsewhere. What do you think?

  • I hope all this talk of sex offenders doesn't tarnish the squeaky-clean image of the common bridge-dweller.

    Duncan Garfield
    Pizza Cook

  • I know that sometimes it's difficult to have sympathy for sex offenders, but just pretend for a minute that one of them was your father.

    Alex Gladstone
    Nail Salon Worker

  • This is an outrage. My children drive over that bridge!"

    Mallory Ryan
    Marketing Consultant

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