Florida Faces Early Voting Fiasco

American VoicesOpinion ISSUE 48•45 Nov 5, 2012

Florida residents hoping to cast early ballots faced long lines yesterday, including a six-hour wait at one polling place in Miami-Dade County, while a bomb scare closed a voting location near Orlando. What do you think?

  • “This is almost as bad as the 1912 Florida election, when alligators ate 27 Taft supporters.”

    Walter Calloway –
    Leather Tooler

  • “It’s not easy to equip polling places for large numbers of voters. For one thing, you need a shitload of pens.”

    Gloria Pidgurski –
    Systems Analyst

  • “As long as my vote for Pat Buchanan went through, I’m satisfied.”

    Junior Lamarche –
    Calcine Furnace Loader

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