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Florida Millionaire Adopts 42-Year-Old Girlfriend

February 6, 2012 | ISSUE 48•06

A 48-year-old West Palm Beach millionaire and polo club founder has adopted his 42-year-old girlfriend in an apparent bid to avoid paying out a wrongful death lawsuit. What do you think?

Her father must feel conflicted. He’s losing a daughter but gaining a guy who’s now her father but also sleeping with her.

Dan Kelly
Systems Analyst
Oh, great. I finally got my old lady to stop nagging me to get hitched, and now this.

Becky Von Till
Polymerization Oven Operator
Good luck. I remember how difficult raising my girlfriend was at 48.

Carlos Edwardson
Greens Tier

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