Food Pyramid Scrapped

The U.S. Agriculture Department has thrown out the Food Pyramid, in use since 1992, in favor of "MyPlate," a new plate-based dietary visualization tool. What do you think?

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  “But now how will I remember how many cartoon baguettes and whole roasted turkeys I'm supposed to eat?”

  Rick Cassidy –
  Sewer Pipe Offbearer

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  “Shit, I’ve been eating a pyramid-based diet for the past two decades. I’m a dead man.”

  Rachel Gmetro –
  Gang Sawyer

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  “As the morning dawns, another hallmark of the grunge era is gone, but not before I finish listening to Mudhoney's Piece Of Cake, drink an eighth glass of water, and move on to fortified cereal one last time.”

  Finn Russo –
  Detective