American Voices

Former KGB Spy Poisoned

November 22, 2006 | ISSUE 42•47

Alexander Litvinenko, a former Soviet spy and critic of Russian President Vladimir Putin, was hospitalized in London after being poisoned. What do you think?

  • Leave it to the Bond marketing team to really up the ante for opening weekend.

    Linda Koelsch
    Dog Groomer

  • Man. Every time a Russian starts to go bald and gaunt, he's all, ‘I was poisoned!’

    Robert Pugh
    Systems Analyst

  • You can't trust a Soviet spy. All those former KGB spooks are corrupt megalomaniacs—except, of course for Putin.

    Kelly O'Grady
    Jobs Counselor

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