Former KGB Spy Poisoned

American Voices ISSUE 42•47 Nov 22, 2006

Alexander Litvinenko, a former Soviet spy and critic of Russian President Vladimir Putin, was hospitalized in London after being poisoned. What do you think?

  • “Leave it to the Bond marketing team to really up the ante for opening weekend.”

    Linda Koelsch –
    Dog Groomer

  • “Man. Every time a Russian starts to go bald and gaunt, he's all, ‘I was poisoned!’”

    Robert Pugh –
    Systems Analyst

  • “You can't trust a Soviet spy. All those former KGB spooks are corrupt megalomaniacs—except, of course for Putin.”

    Kelly O'Grady –
    Jobs Counselor

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