Free Needles To Drug Users?
0President Clinton recently voiced strong opposition to a proposal to distribute free needles to heroin users to fight the spread of AIDS, claiming that such a plan would only encourage drug use. What do you think?
“I've never really considered becoming a heroin addict, but if the needles are free, why not?”
Joan Toth –
Speech Pathologist“As a dry cleaner, I say what we need to do is provide heroin users with one-hour needle martinizing.”
Dry Cleaner –
Craig Orr“If we give out free needles to heroin addicts, how can we be sure diabetics won't take them and use them for their own purposes?”
Joseph Funderburke –
Lawyer“The statistics show that heroin users who share needles have a very strong chance of getting really fucking high.”
Ken Schwab –
Systems Analyst“As long as you aren't shooting up with homos, there shouldn't be any danger of catching the gay AIDS.”
Elaine Steffens –
Advertising Executive“Giving needles to heroin addicts? What's next–calls anywhere in the continental U.S. at just 10 cents a minute?”
Lucas Kingery –
Biologist
