American Voices

Free Needles To Drug Users?

May 13, 1998 | ISSUE 33•18

President Clinton recently voiced strong opposition to a proposal to distribute free needles to heroin users to fight the spread of AIDS, claiming that such a plan would only encourage drug use. What do you think?

  • I've never really considered becoming a heroin addict, but if the needles are free, why not?

    Joan Toth
    Speech Pathologist

  • As a dry cleaner, I say what we need to do is provide heroin users with one-hour needle martinizing.

    Dry Cleaner
    Craig Orr

  • If we give out free needles to heroin addicts, how can we be sure diabetics won't take them and use them for their own purposes?

    Joseph Funderburke
    Lawyer

  • The statistics show that heroin users who share needles have a very strong chance of getting really fucking high.

    Ken Schwab
    Systems Analyst

  • As long as you aren't shooting up with homos, there shouldn't be any danger of catching the gay AIDS.

    Elaine Steffens
    Advertising Executive

  • Giving needles to heroin addicts? What's next–calls anywhere in the continental U.S. at just 10 cents a minute?

    Lucas Kingery
    Biologist

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