Dear The Onion,
I hate to break it to you, but two different people were standing in the subway station this morning giving away free newspapers to anyone who wanted one. Looks like you're fucked. Sorry.
07.17.10
Recent News »
-
Quiet Temp Actually Very Untalented Singer-Songwriter
-
Kennedy Family Releases List Of Tragic Ways Remaining Members Could Die
-
Scientists Find Thousands Of Previously Undiscovered Species Cowering In Amazon Rainforest
-
Alabama School System's Lone Textbook Falling Apart
-
Fleet Of Ambulances On Hand For 41-Year-Olds' Touch Football Game
-
Harrison Ford Chuckles To Self Upon Realizing He Hasn't Been In Movie People Liked In 18 Years
-
Secretary Of Transportation Flips Out On Pothole In Baltimore
-
Tens Of Thousands Dead In Ongoing Africa
