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McCain Gives Up JCPenney Catalog-Modeling Job
05.28.03 | ISSUE 39•20
Rumsfeld Makes Jerk-Off Motions As Powell Speaks At Cabinet Meeting
05.21.03 | ISSUE 43•12 ISSUE 39•19
Parents Fighting About Who's Unhappier
05.21.03 | ISSUE 39•19
New 'Aspershirt' Relieves Torso Pain
04.16.97 | ISSUE 31•14
Out Of Respect For Families, Horrific Disaster Footage Repeated Hourly
08.12.98 | ISSUE 34•02
Frank Gehry No Longer Allowed To Make Sandwiches For Grandkids
10.09.02 | ISSUE 38•37
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