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Fruit Flies Seek Out Alcohol

February 21, 2012 | ISSUE 48•08

An Emory University study published in the journal Current Biology shows that common fruit flies often seek out fermented fruit for nourishment in order to self-medicate against the threat of deadly parasitic wasps. What do you think?

  • That’s fine, as long as they’re not flying anywhere for awhile.

    Arturo de Sá
    Dresser Tender

  • I'm sure at least some of those flies also drink because of their crippling depression.

    Susan Hall
    Spice Cleaner

  • That’s bullshit. Any time I’ve lobbed fireworks at a wasp nest, being drunk never protected me.

    Brian Matthews
    Grip Assembler

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