CorrectionsOpinion ISSUE 48•23 Jun 9, 2012

Last week The Onion referred to the Full Moon Killer as the Corpse-Making Killer. The Onion was unaware that everyone was already calling him the Full Moon Killer. The Onion regrets the error.

More Corrections

Mule Rank

The mule should have been No. 5 instead of No. 12 on our annual animal rankings. The Onion regrets the error.

Blank Paper

Monday’s paper was blank. The Onion apologizes.

Julie

In yesterday’s issue we accidentally wrote “Julie Gallant” in place of every name in every article.