CorrectionsOpinion Apr 13, 2011

In exactly 73 days, The Onion will misspell Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia's name, and no matter what happens, there's nothing anyone can do to stop it.

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Our Pleasure

A recent correction claimed that The Onion regretted an error when, in fact, it took secret pleasure in the error.

Treasure Map

In last Saturday’s Travel section, the compass rose on the treasure map was askew. The Onion regrets the error.

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Last Tuesday, The Onion accidentally printed a photo of a nun feeding an apple to a horse everywhere a photo belonged.