Gates To Leave Microsoft

American Voices

June 19, 2006 | ISSUE 42•24

Bill Gates announced that he will be giving up his duties in the day-to-day operations of Microsoft in 2008. What do you think?

This will certainly give him more time to tighten his tyrannical monopoly on philanthropy.

Alex Martinelli
Sous Chef
It was only a matter of time before the head of Microsoft crashed.

Diane Wheedon
Systems Analyst
Now maybe he can finally buy one of those new black Dual-Core MacBooks without everyone crawling up his ass.

Rob Bernstein
Exterminator

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