Gay Clergyman

American Voicesgay & lesbianpope ISSUE 41•39 Sep 30, 2005

The Vatican has announced that it will prevent homosexuals from entering the priesthood. What do you think?

  • “But I can keep the outfit, right?”

    John Benito –
    Dentist

  • “I heard they're also doing away with Barry, the patron saint of neatly groomed mustaches.”

    Chris Dellinger –
    Adjudicator

  • “So...They're just going to promote them all to bishop?”

    Casey Lincoln –
    Chiropractor

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