American Voices

Gay Clergyman

September 30, 2005 | ISSUE 41•39

The Vatican has announced that it will prevent homosexuals from entering the priesthood. What do you think?

  • But I can keep the outfit, right?

    John Benito
    Dentist

  • I heard they're also doing away with Barry, the patron saint of neatly groomed mustaches.

    Chris Dellinger
    Adjudicator

  • So...They're just going to promote them all to bishop?

    Casey Lincoln
    Chiropractor

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