Gay Marriage
0Last week, the Massachusetts high court sanctioned same-sex marriages in that state. What do you think?
“Same-sex unions will only serve to weaken the institution of marriage for the rest of us. My wife and I can barely stand each other as it is.”
Karl Collins –
Mechanical Engineer“How will they decide who's going to wear the wedding dress?! Whoa! Sorry for being so 'politically incorrect'!”
Joe Perez –
Waiter“What's the big deal? It's legal now. My sister's married to a gay guy and everyone knows it.”
Frances Evans –
Producer“Great. Just when I finally get my mother to accept that I'm gay, she has a whole new thing to nag me about: getting married.”
Walter Hill –
Systems Analyst“Some fag better not try marrying me. These days, you fuck a guy one time and he pulls out a ring.”
Jerry Turner –
Musician“As an overweight, emotionally needy fag hag, I strongly oppose all gay marriage legislation.”
Diane Morris –
Counselor
