Gay Marriage

Last week, the Massachusetts high court sanctioned same-sex marriages in that state. What do you think?

  • “Same-sex unions will only serve to weaken the institution of marriage for the rest of us. My wife and I can barely stand each other as it is.”

    Karl Collins –
    Mechanical Engineer

  • “How will they decide who's going to wear the wedding dress?! Whoa! Sorry for being so 'politically incorrect'!”

    Joe Perez –
    Waiter

  • “What's the big deal? It's legal now. My sister's married to a gay guy and everyone knows it.”

    Frances Evans –
    Producer

  • “Great. Just when I finally get my mother to accept that I'm gay, she has a whole new thing to nag me about: getting married.”

    Walter Hill –
    Systems Analyst

  • “Some fag better not try marrying me. These days, you fuck a guy one time and he pulls out a ring.”

    Jerry Turner –
    Musician

  • “As an overweight, emotionally needy fag hag, I strongly oppose all gay marriage legislation.”

    Diane Morris –
    Counselor

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