American Voices

Gay Marriage Could Be Profitable

June 29, 2007 | ISSUE 44•26 ISSUE 43•26

According to a report from the city's comptroller, New York City would stand to gain $142 million in the first three years of legalized gay marriage. What do you think?

  • Why? Does buying a gay melon baller at Tiffany's cost more than buying a straight melon baller at Tiffany's?

    Katharine Epperson
    Video Editor

  • $142 million! Boy, they really know how to pull an old conservative Republican's heart-strings!

    Andre Milstead
    Drayman

  • The city needn't permit something so crass and immoral to raise money. May I suggest legalized gambling as an alternative?

    Harris Charles
    Systems Analyst

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