American Voices

Gay Marriage In San Francisco

August 18, 2004 | ISSUE 40•33

Last week, California's Supreme Court voided about 4,000 same-sex marriages performed by the mayor of San Francisco earlier this year. What do you think?

  • The court struck every single one down? Well, that makes the failure rate for gay marriages almost double that of straight marriages.

    Michael Harlson
    Banker

  • Oh... well... oh, geez. I'm no good at talking about all this mushy stuff.

    Mark Jacobsen
    Systems Analyst

  • In addition to being overturned legally, were these marriages officially annulled in the eyes of God? If not, these people could be condemned to hell!

    Kathleen Hayes
    Teacher

  • I had five weddings to attend in October, but now it's only three. That doesn't seem like much less, but believe me, it really helps.

    Jan Gorman
    Choreographer

  • Did you hear this, Rod and Keenan? I want those wine glasses back!

    Charles Lopez
    Driver

  • Just to clarify, sodomy's still legal, isn't it? Well, all right then.

    Chris Gerber
    Dishwasher

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