Gay pride marches and parades will be held this weekend across the United States as LGBT Pride Month draws to a close. Here are some local gay pride celebrations throughout the country:

• San Francisco: Harvey Milk bobblehead day at AT&T Park
• McComb, MS: The police department will go door to door giving homosexuals a special permanent marking on their forehead so everyone can know whom to be proud of
• Addison, VT: William is going to proudly walk down Route 7 from the post office to the hardware store starting at 10 a.m. if anyone wants to come cheer him on
• Reno, NV: Complimentary prime rib for anyone who comes out to friends and family at Harrah’s
• Boise, ID: Six or seven gay guys are going fishing up at the lake; should be a nice afternoon
• Nantucket, MA: This year’s parade to be populated mostly by married men who are only gay while on vacation
• Bemidji, MN: Due to last year’s poor turnout at the local parade, organizers will bus in some extra gays from Minneapolis
• Lubbock, TX: Pride Parade on Main St. at noon to be immediately followed by memorial for those lost during Pride Parade