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    Gay Pride Week In Review

    Slideshow • ISSUE 44•26 ISSUE 44•25 • Jul 8, 2008
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    • New Dad Thinks Baby Might Be Gay

      SCOTTSDALE, AZ—Citing
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    • Homosexual Dolphin Has Highly Developed Sense Of Gay-Nar

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    • Nation's Gays Demand Right To Library Cards

      WASHINGTON, DC—"What's next—gays at the DMV, given licenses to drive cars?" said an opponent seeking to protect public institutions and "traditional reading values."
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    • Homoerotic Overtones Enliven NRA Meeting

      COEUR D'ALENE, ID—Repression was the order of the day as the National Rifle Association's North Idaho Chapter held its annual convention this weekend.
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    • Gay Couple Feels Pressured To Marry

      DEDHAM, MA—Ever since last month, when Massachusetts became the first state to allow same-sex weddings, parents, friends, and coworkers have been pressuring Kristin Burton and her girlfriend Laura Miyatake to marry, the couple of 14 months said Monday.
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    • Denver Optometrist Not Sure Why He Has Gay Cult Following

      LAKEWOOD, CO—Gene Podrewski expressed confusion Monday about his status as a gay camp icon.
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    • Gay-Pride Parade Sets Mainstream Acceptance Of Gays Back 50 Years

      WEST HOLLYWOOD, CA–The mainstream acceptance of gays and lesbians, a hard-won civil-rights victory gained through decades of struggle against prejudice and discrimination, was set back at least 50 years Saturday in the wake of the annual Los Angeles Gay Pride Parade.
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    • Confiscated Patriots Videotapes Contain Extensive Footage Of Tom Brady Showering

      NEW YORK—The hundreds of hours of game and practice scouting videotapes that league officials seized from the New England Patriots also include over 100 hours of painstakingly thorough footage of Patriots quarterback Tom Brady in the...
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    • Area Homosexual Saves Four From Fire

      FALMOUTH, MA—Near-tragedy turned to joy Monday, when Phillip and Karen Widman and their two children were rescued from their burning house on Locust Street by Kevin Lassally, a homosexual man.
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    • Transgendered Sea Anemone Denounced As 'Abomination' By Clergy

      HUNTSVILLE, AL—The filthy anemone exhibits both male and female characteristics, and is turning our oceans into dens of sin and perversion.
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