Gay-Marriage Amendment

The US Senate voted yesterday on a proposed Constitutional amendment to ban same-sex marriage. What do you think?

  • “Hopefully this will put to rest the gays' filthy desire to file joint tax returns once and for all.”

    Patrick Walsh –
    Bulldozer Operator

  • “A ban on gay marriage is a good first step, but it's time to get serious about a complete ban on the institution.”

    David Cherney –
    Car Wash Attendant

  • “I won't rest until we declare heterosexuality the official sexuality of the United States.”

    Ariel Kenner –
    Piano Accompanist

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