Gay-Marriage Amendment

The US Senate voted yesterday on a proposed Constitutional amendment to ban same-sex marriage. What do you think?

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  “Hopefully this will put to rest the gays' filthy desire to file joint tax returns once and for all.”

  Patrick Walsh –
  Bulldozer Operator

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  “A ban on gay marriage is a good first step, but it's time to get serious about a complete ban on the institution.”

  David Cherney –
  Car Wash Attendant

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  “I won't rest until we declare heterosexuality the official sexuality of the United States.”

  Ariel Kenner –
  Piano Accompanist