American Voices

Gaza Pullout

August 24, 2005 | ISSUE 41•34

In an effort to reinvigorate the Middle East peace process, Israel fulfilled its pledge and withdrew from the Gaza Strip. What do you think?

  • An end to over three decades of savage bloodshed over a tiny, ugly parcel of land... This is truly a sad day in the history o

    William McGeveren
    Radio Announcer

  • Tell me they at least kept those beautiful, beautiful concrete demarcation walls up—they did? Oh, thank God.

    Elizabeth Barden
    Astronomer

  • See, I knew that if the Palestinians ignored the Israelis for long enough, they'd go away.

    Cassandra L. Capo
    Preschool Teacher

  • A Gaza home is affordable and can be yours! Contact me, Ramzi al-Yuusuf, at Hamas Realty, 08-636-8871.

    Ramzi al-Yuusuf
    Realtor

  • I just can't believe that spineless peacenik Sharon knuckled under so quickly.

    Jay Jaffe
    Data-Entry Specialist

  • Jesus, Joseph, and Mary, just tell me if it's good or bad this is happening, because I'm too goddamned confused by the last 3

    Martin Kenney Jr.
    Systems Analyst

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