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Gene Keady: Assistant Coach, St. John's

March 1, 2011 | ISSUE 47•09

The longtime Purdue coach, now serving as a special assistant under Red Storm coach Steve Lavin, is notable for his roundness, lumpiness and the combover that sits atop his pock-marked face.

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