February 3, 1998
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Stretch Of Highway Learns It Was Adopted
02.03.98 | ISSUE 33•04
Soulless Man Has Cordless Phone
Supermodel's True Beauty Comes From Outside
Child Disciplined For Wasting Yarn
04.12.00 | ISSUE 36•13
Ex-Con Back Behind Bar
05.05.09 | ISSUE 45•19
Marriage Breaks Up Over Procreative Differences
10.18.00 | ISSUE 36•37
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