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George Stephanopoulos Offered 'Good Morning America' Job

December 7, 2009 | ISSUE 45•50

Former adviser to President Clinton and television host George Stephanopoulos has been offered a job as co-anchor of Good Morning America. What do you think?

  • Just when you thought morning news shows couldn't have any more gravitas and dignity.

    Walt Swarts
    Systems Analyst

  • I've been saying it for years: if you give George Stephanopoulos one day, sooner or later he's going to take the whole damn week.

    Ramona Eickelberg
    Unemployed

  • Well, he does have all the credentials: He loves America, and he has nice teeth.

    Jonathan Hageman
    Telephone Lineman

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