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    George W. Bush

    Slideshow • ISSUE 43•01 • Jan 1, 2006
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    • CIA Asks Bush To Discontinue Blog

      WASHINGTON, DC—In the interest of national security, President Bush has been asked to stop posting entries on his personal web log.
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    • Bush Lifts Ban On Vigilantism

      WASHINGTON, DC—In a striking departure from centuries of American belief in rule of law, President Bush gave his approval Monday to a limited experiment in public vigilantism "to see if it works."
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    • Bush Begins Hunger Strike To Protest Human-Rights Abuses In Nepal

      WASHINGTON, DC—Against strenuous objections from his advisors, President Bush began a hunger strike Monday to protest human-rights abuses in Nepal, vowing to subsist solely on water and vitamin supplements until
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    • Bush Finally Gets Oval Office Just The Way He Wants It

      WASHINGTON, DC—After four different color schemes, a Tiki phase, and more than three years spent rearranging furniture, President Bush has the Oval Office set up just the way he wants it, the chief executive said in an informal press conference Monday.
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    • Bush Orders Mass Bald Eagle Slaughter To Stop Spread Of Bird Flu

      WASHINGTON, DC—President Bush ordered Americans to round these birds up, tie them down, and slit their throats.
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    • Bush Arrives At Caribbean Summit Aboard Catamaran One

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    • Vacationing Bush Accepts Republican Nomination Via Live Satellite Feed

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    • Bush Bravely Leads 3rd Infantry Into Battle

      IRAQ-KUWAIT BORDER—As the U.S. Army's 3rd Infantry Division began its ground assault on Iraq Monday, President Bush marched alongside the front-line soldiers, bravely putting his own life on the line for his country by personally participating in the attack.
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    • Cheney Offspring Bursts From Bush's Chest

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    • Bush Caught In One Of His Own Terror Traps

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